How many zeros in a billion?
 
The next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think  about whether  you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR  tax money.
 
A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of it's releases.
 
 A.  
 A  billion seconds ago it was 1959.  
   
 B.  
 A  billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.  
   
 C.  
 A  billion hours ago our ancestors were living  in the Stone Age.  
   
 D.  
 A  billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.  
   
 E.  
 A  billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it.  
 While  this thought is still fresh in our brain...  let's  take a look at New Orleans ..  It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division.  
   
 Louisiana  Senator,  Mary  Landrieu (D) is  presently asking Congress for 250 BILLION DOLLARS to rebuild New Orleans.  Interesting number...   what  does it mean?  
   
 A.  
 Well... if  you are one of the 484,674 residents of  New  Orleans (every  man, woman, and child)  
 you each get $516,528.  
   
 B.  
 Or...  if you have one of the 188,251 homes in New  Orleans, your home gets $1,329,787.  
   
 C.  
 Or...  if you are a family of four...  your family gets $2,066,012.  
   
 Washington,  D. C  
   
  HELLO!!!!!!!!!!   Are  all your calculators broken??  
   
Accounts  Receivable Tax  
Building  Permit Tax  
CDL  License Tax  
Cigarette  Tax  
Corporate  Income Tax  
Dog  License Tax  
Federal  Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax  (FUTA)  
Fishing  License Tax  
Food  License Tax  
Fuel  Permit Tax  
Gasoline  Tax  
Hunting  License Tax  
Inheritance  Tax  
Inventory  Tax  
IRS  Interest Charges (tax on top of tax)  
IRS  Penalties (tax on top of tax)  
Liquor  Tax  
Luxury  Tax  
Marriage  License Tax  
Medicare Tax  
Property  Tax  
Real  Estate Tax  
Service  charge taxes  
Social  Security Tax  
Road  Usage Tax (Truckers)  
Sales  Taxes  
Recreational  Vehicle Tax  
School  Tax  
State  Income Tax  
State  Unemployment Tax (SUTA)  
Telephone  Federal Excise Tax  
Telephone  Federal Universal Service Fee Tax  
Telephone  Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax  
Telephone  Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax  
Telephone  Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax  
Telephone  State  and Local Tax  
Telephone  Usage Charge Tax  
Utility  Tax  
Vehicle  License Registration Tax  
Vehicle  Sales Tax  
Watercraft  Registration Tax  
Well  Permit Tax  
Workers  Compensation Tax  

 STILL  THINK THIS IS FUNNY?  
   
 Not  one of these taxes existed 100 years ago...  and  our nation was the most prosperous in the world.  
   
 We  had absolutely no national debt...  We had  the largest middle class in the world...  and  Mom stayed home to raise the kids.  
  
 What  happened?  Can you spell 'politicians!'  
   
 And  I still have to  press "1" for  English.